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PostSubject: Christianity   Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:29 pm

Christianity (from the Ancient Greek word Χριστός, Khristos, "Christ", literally "anointed one") is a monotheistic religion[1] based on the life and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth as presented in canonical gospels and other New Testament writings. [2] Adherents of the Christian faith are known as Christians.[3] Mainstream Christianity teaches Jesus is the Son of God, God having become human and the savior of humanity. Because of this, Christians commonly refer to Jesus as Christ or Messiah.[4] The three largest groups in the world of Christianity are the Roman Catholic Church, the Eastern Orthodox churches, and the various churches of Protestantism. The Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox patriarchates split from one another in the East-West Schism of 1054 AD, and Protestantism came into existence during the Protestant Reformation of the 16th century, splitting from the Roman Catholic Church.[5]

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PostSubject: Re: Christianity   Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:44 pm

Hallelujah! Praise him!
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PostSubject: Re: Christianity   Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:53 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Christianity   Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:08 am

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PostSubject: Re: Christianity   Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:01 pm

i cant read your posts, goz. here or what you said in the joel tales thread.
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PostSubject: Re: Christianity   Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:42 am

That's weird...over in the Joel Tales I posted a picture of a squirrel looking into binoculars that said "I Fucking See What You Did There!", and in this one was a gif of the "Shifty-Eyed Dog" from the simpsons....
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PostSubject: Re: Christianity   Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:36 am

jesus built my hotrod.

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PostSubject: Re: Christianity   Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:54 am

markrocks wrote:
jesus built my gocart.


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PostSubject: Re: Christianity   Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:14 am

Jesus knows where the best tacos are.
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PostSubject: Re: Christianity   Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:15 am

Figga wrote:
Jesus knows where the best tacos are.

I'm sorry. What I meant to say was: one toke over the line, sweet jesus, one toke over the line...
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PostSubject: Re: Christianity   Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:16 am

Figga wrote:
Figga wrote:
Jesus knows where the best tacos are.

I'm sorry. What I meant to say was: one toke over the line, sweet jesus, one toke over the line...

And then after all the toking, we go for tacos.
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PostSubject: Re: Christianity   Fri Dec 31, 2010 12:40 pm

soon i discovered that this rock thing was true
jerry lee lewis was the devil
jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
all of a sudden, i found myself in love with the world
so there was only one thing that i could do
was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long







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PostSubject: Re: Christianity   Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:33 am

markrocks wrote:
soon i discovered that this rock thing was true
jerry lee lewis was the devil
jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
all of a sudden, i found myself in love with the world
so there was only one thing that i could do
was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long








It's a love affair
Mainly Jesus, and my hot rod
Yeah, fuck it......
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PostSubject: Re: Christianity   Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:32 am

i see them now.


anyway, "hey now. you're an all star. getcha game on. GO PLAY!"
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